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与你交手过的最强球员是谁？看网友分享与NBA球员同场竞技的经历
Who is the best NBA player you have ever played against?
各位在球场上交手过的最强NBA球员是谁？
I played against Isaiah Thomas (current one) in highschool he went to Curtis, he dropped 41 points on us.
我在高中时期跟彼时尚为柯蒂斯高中学生的托马斯（现役的那个）交手过一次，结果他在我们头上狂轰滥炸了41分。
Also played against Peyton Siva in 8th grade and I actually didnt think he was that good, but then he hit puberty that summer and was insane in 9th grade throwing down crazy dunks.
八年级的时候我还和佩顿-希瓦打过球，当时真的感觉他水平也就那样，结果那年夏天他的身体就迎来青春期的爆裂生长，随后的9年级他就开始各种飞天暴扣。
[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetEquinox_Jabs 255 指標 10小時前
I used to live across the street from Muggsy Bogues in Charlotte. I played 1 on 1 against him a few times. granted, he was in his 40s, but that was fun.
猛龙球迷：过去我的住所跟小虫博格斯的家就隔一条街（在夏洛特），我和他一对一斗牛打过好几次。不过得承认那会他都四十多岁了，但是还是很有趣。
[–]jhall0310 214 指標 10小時前
Jamal Crawford, he made me look as silly as you might think.. When you see a 6-5 guy handle and shoot like that in person its pretty amazing
贾马尔-克劳福德，在他面前我傻的一批……看着这么个195的大汉运球投射各种花活，我都惊呆了。
[–]NetsBigbadbuck 60 指標 5小時前
He makes nba players look dumb. He's got one of the best handles in the game
NBA球员在他面前也一样像不知所措的蠢蛋，他的控球能力处于顶尖水平。
[–]NBAJmgill12 94 指標 8小時前
Tyus Jones.
Knew he was going to the league the first time I played agsinst him.
We had 6 D1 recruits in my class alone. He put up 25 and 15 and utterly demolished us in a Summer game at the University of Wisconsin.
This was going into our junior year.
He had just finished 8th grade.
特伦斯-琼斯。
我第一次跟他打球的时候就知道他要进NBA了。
当时是夏天，我们在威斯康星大学打了场比赛，结果他一个人砍下25+15，彻底把我们打爆了。哦对了，光我那一级就有六个NCAA一级联赛球队的篮球特长生。
当时我们都是准大三的学生了，
而他才刚八年级毕业。
[–][BKN] Brook Lopezshoegarbagebiology 365 指標 9小時前
Played against Donovan Mitchell at Louisville before he got starters minutes, I think it was his freshman year. Jaylen Johnson was on my team, he's in the D League now with the Bulls I think. Both were going about 20% effort and still dominated.
我以前在路易斯维尔和米切尔打过球，当时他应该才大一，还不是校队首发。米切尔在对面，杰伦-约翰逊在我们这边（现在应该在为公牛的发展联盟下属球队打球），他俩都只出了二成功力就主宰了比赛。
Someone threw Mitchell an alley oop, I tried to go up to get it and he caught it and dunked all over me (it was awesome). Right after he kindly told me not to land near his ankles again, I apologized a bunch.
有人给米切尔扔了个空接，我拼命跳起来想干扰，结果他直接在我头上拿到球后顺势隔扣了我（碉堡了）。然后还好声好气地提醒我落地的时候小心别再踩到他脚踝了，我赶忙连声sorry。
[–]Bravesloujackcity 185 指標 8小時前
I can imagine if Mitchell was a douche it would probably go more like: \"hey kid, these ankles will be worth more than your life. Watch it!\"
脑补一下，要是米切尔很混蛋的话，那他估计可以这样说：“小伙子悠着点，我这双脚踝以后可能比你这条命都值钱。”
[–]CelticsButterfly_Queef 171 指標 10小時前
Carmelo Anthony.
Went to Syracuse for school and was playing pick up at the gym early in year. Played with a couple of guys who were beasts but I didn't know anything about college basketball at the time.
卡梅隆-安东尼。
我在雪城念的书。有一年年初去球馆打球，对面球队里有一伙“飞禽走兽”，但是我对大学篮球一无所知，所以也不知道他们是谁。
After we were done someone mentioned that one of them was Carmelo Anthony, the number 1 recruit that year and the other was Hakeem Warrick.
等我们都打完了之后，有个人提到说对面有个人好像是安东尼，是当年的全美第一高中生，另外哈基姆-瓦里克也在对面。
I was, like \"Who dat?\"
Cut to March and the Orange cutting down the nets.
Me\" THAT'S MY BOY MELO!! WE GO WAY BACK COUS!\"
我当时的反应就是：“谁？你们说的是谁啊？”
快进一下，后来疯三来临，雪城强势夺冠，
我的反应变成“那是我的哥安东尼啊！那是我哥们！俺们老早就认识了！！！”
Craig Forth was cool too. He used to buy everyone at the food court free lunches bc the student athletes were always given a ton of money on their cards.
Fuck Gerry McNamera, tho.
另外克雷格-福斯也是个好人，他经常请学生吃午饭，因为学校总是会给体育生的饭卡打很多很多钱。
哦对了，去他妈的格里·麦克纳马拉。
[–]Lakerslumberjawsh 129 指標 10小時前*
I played table soccer/foosball against Chris Webber at a Kings event at the hospital my mom works at as a kid (Shriner's I think?) He beat me good but let me come back and almost beat him. It got to 9-9 but then he smashed the final goal in. Still mad about that
在我小时候，有一次克里斯-韦伯去我妈妈工作的医院参加国王队的社区活动，我和他玩了一局桌上足球。他一开始就打的我落花流水，但是后面又放水让我追上来甚至差点赢了他。比分9-9的时候，他干脆利落的打入了绝杀球，到现在我还耿耿于怀喃。
[–]HawksIsaiahTodd 173 指標 9小時前
Wow, nice guy. Couldn't even let a terminally ill, mentally challenged kid beat him in foosball
乖乖，韦伯人真好啊。都不愿意让一个患病晚期有智力障碍的小孩赢他一次！
[–]CavaliersBuzzedWoody 35 指標 9小時前
Shoulda called timeout
本该叫个暂停的。[译注1]
[译注1]1999年NCAA总决赛终场前11秒，密歇根以71比73落后，韦伯抢到防守篮板便顺口叫暂停，但此时密歇根大学的暂停已经用完，克里斯·韦伯被判技术犯规，对方赢得罚球机会，最终以77比71赢得冠军
[–]SqueakyBeats00 221 指標 10小時前
Played against Eric Gordon in middle school. He was wearing Timberlands and still ridiculous. Also dunking at like 5\"9
高中的时候和埃里克-戈登打过球，他当时穿着Timberlands，但还是牛逼的一塌糊涂，而且他当时差不多才一米七五就能扣篮了。
[–]Rocketsaknee 89 指標 7小時前
i cant even imagine playing in timbs lol theyre so heavy
火箭球迷：穿着timbs打球？我想都不敢想，那玩意太重了啊。
[–]PelicansBigEarl139 51 指標 6小時前
I used to play in some giant ass Reebok's that probably weighed like 7 pounds each (I honestly don't even think that's an exaggeration they were gigantic and I have huge feet).
我以前会穿贼jb大的锐步鞋打球，估摸着每只得有6斤重。（我甚至都不觉得这是夸张，那些鞋真的很大，而且我脚也确实很大。）
After playing in those things for almost two years I bought some low top Kobe's and I swear it was like I had become a super athlete. I was running faster, jumping higher, and could play for even longer.
It was like Rock Lee taking off the ankle weights in Naruto.
穿那玩意打了快两年，直到有一天我换了一双科比的低帮鞋，我感觉自己立马进化成了体育健将，身体倍棒，跑的也变快了，跳的也变高了，一口气能打球好久不费劲！
就跟火影里小李把脚上的沙袋拿掉一样。
[–]SpursMuchoZucko 476 指標 10小時前
A former co-worker of mine played against LeBron James in High School... in Football.
He was apparently a WR, the best player on the field, and it wasn't close.
我以前有个同事上高中的时候和詹姆斯一起打过……橄榄球。
老詹在场上是外接手，表现全场最佳，而且无人能及。
[–]MrBadSpawn 161 指標 8小時前
My high school anatomy teacher Mr. Harvey played b-ball against LeBron in high school. He showed us a newspaper clipping of him getting BOOMED by LeBron.
高中教我解剖学的哈维老师和高中时期的詹姆斯打过篮球，他给我们展示过自己从报纸上裁剪下来的自己被詹姆斯“咣叽炸了一下”（隔扣）的照片。
[–]rossmerickson 94 指標 5小時前
He added LeBron to a list of players he wanted to teach anatomy to this school year
然后哈维老师把詹姆斯列入自己本学年最想教授解剖学的学生名单。
[–]tpaynesvocalcords 227 指標 9小時前
Had he chosen to pursue football, I truly believe he would have been the GOAT tight end
如果詹姆斯当初选择了橄榄球，他一定会成为橄榄球史上最佳近端锋。
[–]BucksWraithCarryJAG2Final 133 指標 9小時前
dude would rival megatron in levels of freak
詹姆斯的身体素质怪物程度可以媲美威震天了。
[–]BullsBlackMathNerd 92 指標 8小時前
6'8 with a 4.4 maybe 4.3 40 time.
Incredibly bright and probably would have a great understanding of the game too.
Dude would be top 5 and he probably goes to OSU and they dominate.
高中时期的詹姆斯身高两米，40码（36.5米）跑速4.4甚至4.3秒。
智商出众，并且很可能具有极高的橄榄球比赛阅读能力。
他要是打橄榄球的话保底顺位前五，并且有可能去俄亥俄州立大学然后制霸橄榄球。
[–]Xanny__Devito 130 指標 8小時前
Lebron would never touch 4.3 where are you getting these numbers from?
詹姆斯不可能跑这么快的，你在哪看到的这个数据啊？
[–][CLE] Shaquille O'NealMuchoManSandyRavage 69 指標 8小時前
Not op but this bleacher report article says he recorded a 4.40 so realistically with enough training I’m sure he could shave .1 off that.
骑士球迷：我不是那位老哥，但BR这篇文章里写的是老詹40码跑速达到过4.4秒，所以经过足够的训练再提高0.1秒应该也是有实际可能的吧。
https://bleacherreport/articles/37846-lebron-james-what-if
[–]Xanny__Devito 95 指標 7小時前*
High school coaches hand timing 40’s of their own players is always generous, he said himself he ran a 4.6 during his heat days. I’m sure he was faster than that in high school but I’ll never be convinced he could shave a full .3 off that
高中教练给自己的球员手测四十码通常会“大方”一些，老詹说自己在热火的时候可以跑到4.6秒。我相信他高中的时候肯定跑的更快，但是能快0.3秒我是打死不信的。
Edit: I’m fully aware how athletes for different sports train differently and alter their workouts for performance in other areas, you’re not breaking any news replying that for the 10th time anyone who played a sport in middle school knows that its common sense.
校订：我当然知道不同领域的运动员训练方式各有不同，他们会根据在各自领域的表现调整训练方式。还有你们能不能说点有用的，别光扯些中学体育生都知道的常识。
[–][PHO] Joe Johnsondestructive_optimism 106 指標 10小時前
Malik Monk, played him in hs and a couple times in pick up w guys from his high school team. Have faith Hornets, he’s unreal
高中的时候和马利克-蒙克一起打过几次野球，还有他的一些高中队友。黄蜂啊，对他有点信心吧，他很牛批。
[–]ForeSkinWrinkle 70 指標 6小時前
James Harden.
I was playing a pick up game at ASU. James and crew (other players on the team, #1 RB on ASU, and some random girl) called next. We won and played James and Crew.
詹姆斯-哈登。
我那次在亚利桑那州立大学打野球。然后哈登和一帮人来了（哈登队里还有亚利桑那大学第一跑锋和几个不知名的女生），说要插一组。然后我们那局赢了，接下来跟哈登他们打。
I decide to guard the #1 RB, cause I'm not the tallest on the team, but I have some strength. I ended up pinning him on the backboard. I gave a little scream of excitement and James did not like that.
我主动去防那个大学第一跑锋，因为虽然我不是队里最高的，但是还挺壮实。后来我给他来了个顶板大帽，太兴奋没忍住叫了几声，哈登好像挺不爽的。
James called me out and made me guard him and vice versa. After a few times back and forth, he took me to the basket. I jump to try and block him, but he just kept going up. I ended up with my feet on the ground and James Harden's nuts in my face. He slams the ball home and just shouted in excitement in my face.
哈登直接要点艹我，让我防他，然后他也防我。有来有往几次之后，他完成突破来到了篮底，我起跳试图封盖，他却还在升空，最后我都落地了，哈登的蛋蛋还骑在我脸上，他扣了个爽快，兴奋地冲我脸一顿狂叫。
[–]NuggetsSyysmies 61 指標 7小時前
Lauri Markkanen was one of my best friend growing up so I played hockey, floorball, basketball and mostly football (soccer) with him. He has great natural hand eye coordination so he was good in all sport and he's really athletic so that helped too. I was better at football and hockey and floorball. He was better at basketball. By quite a margin too.
马尔卡宁是我发小，所以我经常和他一起玩曲棍球、旱地冰球、篮球还有足球（主要是足球）。他天生就有很好的手眼协调能力，而且运动能力出众，所以每种运动都很擅长。不过虽然他的篮球水平领先我一大截，但是足球、曲棍球和旱地冰球玩的不如我。
Always absolutely destroyed me, I don't think I scored a single basket in all our years of serious 1v1s. And he kept drilling these ing ludicrous shots, even when we were small kids, even with mittens on in the winter. Even with hockey gloves for s sake.
Such a great guy.
打篮球虐爆我对他来说是易如反掌，家常便饭。这么多年和他正经玩斗牛我几乎就没进过一个球。但是他就是能瞎几把进球，从小就这样，就算冬天戴着曲棍球手套也能进，CTMD。
马尔卡宁真的是个好小伙。
[–]MJaylenBrown7 148 指標 10小時前
Some people don’t realize how good nba players are, this guy on this “how many points could u score on IT in a game to 21” thread honestly thought he could beat him like I hate people
有些人是真意识不到NBA球员有多厉害，有个帖子标题是“单挑21球，你能在小托马斯头上得多少分”，然后里面有个哥们还真的觉得自己能赢小托马斯。真受不了。
[–]i_like_pie_and_beer 114 指標 8小時前
What if that guy was KD
要是说这话的是杜兰特喃？
[–]MJaylenBrown7 70 指標 8小時前
What if I’m kd
说不定我是杜兰特哦。
[–]QuietLocksmith 37 指標 8小時前
What if we're all KD
可能我们都是杜兰特呦。
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